How long until local television news programs involve legitimately pornographic interactions between and among their scantily, sexily-clad or at that point lingerie-clad (or just plain naked) on-screen talent?
"The hottest news in the morning... Fox 25 News..."
That scene where they all stand close together, slightly askew, with tight-fitting clothes and at angles guaranteed to maximize boobviz (visibility of the breasts) is just the greatest.
Then comes the awkward, milquetoast comedic attempt which is met with "the Geist" (the raised eyebrow and otherwise tight-lipped, expressionless face. Congrats on the honor, William). The sexual tension fills the air and all three of the sexy hostesses resist the natural temptation to reach out and caress the hair and bodies of their similarly sexy colleagues....
So the question is, what are the logical and likely conclusions of this evolution?
I say the lingerie phase will prove to be the pinnacle of the genre. The fully nude version will just seem like it's trying way too hard; like the second incarnation of Saved By The Bell.
News on, newsers.
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