The word 'literally'

now, literally, means 'not literally', as well, of course, as 'literally'.

I'm just not sure where you go from there.

The new Pope

has me legitimately considering 'coming home'.

I find it completely bizarre

that anyone would take "pride" in their ability to lift a certain amount of weight via their use of steroids.

it's a weird point of apparent divergence of the meaning of the terms "I" and "can" from their normally agreed upon definitions.

As for Kerry's VP possibilities

well, in a "normal" world, his bumbling buffoonery in dealing with the Syria situation *should* disqualify him from consideration. But this is politics, and "normal" don't have nothin to do wit it.

Obama likes Biden for VP for the same reason Bill Clinton liked Gore and Reagan liked Bush. Their VP's ineptitude is not a threat to their power, and makes the presidents look better and more competent in comparison. For this reason, Kerry's odds of being Hillary's VP pick may still not be zero.

If he is not to be considered, I imagine that Hillary will choose someone of Latino origin, or, at the very least, a "White Hispanic". Two women would be too risky, and two pasty whites may be too off-putting to the liberal base. Hillary's niche will be as a white woman with male Latino VP. But who would fit this description and would qualify for consideration? I do not have any specific examples off the top of my head.

John McCain has no conscience and no empathy

there's a term for that sort of personality disorder.

The funniest commercial I've ever heard

Amac.

God, country, family, and America. Let's stand together. Better for you. Better for America.

I initially assumed it was a parody. It appears not.

Too funny.

"We're going to target senile elderly folks and we're LITERALLY just going to mash together a bunch of patriotic words with no actual meaning behind anything we say."

You have to respect it on a certain level.