God is the Example

all aboard? yes i am on board this train.

Some things still get better the 400th time.

"When The Levee Breaks" is one of those things.

It's a funny thing that

you can believe in something entirely false,

and it's not evidence of mental illness if enough other people believe it.

The converse (or contrapositive, or the contraother thing) is also true.

You can believe in something entirely factually correct,

and it's evidence of mental illness if enough others (available for polling) disagree.




I think it's correct to call this a funny thing.

i think we keep people stupid primarily so that

they will be easier to catch when the time comes.

I love Cesar Renteria

the car wash owner near the site where the youtube video of the man rolling under a freight train was shot.

Lindsay Graham...

What a stiff...



elloell

I Bet You Didn't Know...

that organic Chicken & BBQ Sauce pizza makes for a great breakfast.

Everyone should have emergency lights.

and every usage is automatically reviewed for appropriateness.

Another benefit of marijuana

Is that it can help streamline ur activities. Because if you know someone is against another's right to smoke herb, you know that you never have to care about anything they say ever again.

Even when...

Even when I am so high that I couldn't possibly carry on a cogent conversation...

I am still a better driver than you.

This has been episode 1 of "Even when..."

Based on historical examples, there is likely to be only one episode.

Good day.

The Unintentional Authoritarian

It was never supposed to end this way.

[fill in the shizzle here brah... keep ur pop culture references hip and let that imagination run as wild as you can.... your novel will become a documentary before your very eyes....

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It was never supposed to end this way.

But of course it did....

I'm thankful that Chris is against marijuana.

It's always a good feeling when that disgusting, obese bully is on "the other side" of a debate.

That fat turd can drown his sorrows in a nice vat of Rocky Road.

Hey Fat Chris, GFY. Or come to the homes of marijuana users and try to "fix" them via force. You'll get a nice big see-through hole right through your face and head. Got it? You try to use force, you get greater force in response, you end up dead, and it'll be your fault.

So bring it, fat body. Let's see how it all goes down. Time for you (and yours) to meet your maker.

Some things you're thankful for, you know?

like the fact that the

Black Crowes created the song "She Talks to Angels"...

SpeedingStaties.com

Send in ur videos of state troopers speeding and tailgating, keepin us safe.

Mass state police suv

Mass pike eastbound near Natick i believe (5-15 miles west) Speeding changing four lanes Wo signal tailgate change land Wo signal again

At least 85 mph. Probably 95 before tailgate.

I exaggerate exactly none of this.

BIGASS Hitties

a smokin' bar...

Brady should get 1.5 games

The second half of game two should be epic.

Replace "Terrorist" with "Stupid Loser"

This seems like a useful evolution. There's probably a plug-in that can do it automatically on websites but other media outlets (tv, radio) should use the replacement wording as well.

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A stupid loser with no friends attacked a historic black church today, killing 9 people. The stupid loser was arrested several hours later with a stupid look on his face.

There are none worthy of hero worship.

There are only those worthy of respect, admiration and emulation for specific heroic acts.

Politics (and government) are much more dangerous and destructive

than drugs.

By several orders of magnitude.

Comedians and Quaaluudes in Cars

another weird downfall.

such is life.

such it is.

For why do the sharks bite?

For why?

For a perceived slight?

For a statistical inevitability?

Of what sort?

For why do the sharks bite?