Monday, June 30, 2014

Friday, June 20, 2014

LOL

for a few different reasons
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Philadelphia City Council Votes to Decriminalize Marijuana



If signed into law, the bill would allow Philadelphia police to issue $25 tickets for possession of up to an ounce of weed.

By Dan McQuade | JUNE 19, 2014
[Original: 2:36 p.m.] You can breathe a little easier today, stoners, and not just because you probably are into vaping now. Philadelphia City Council voted today to decriminalize the possession of up to an ounce of weed. Even the heaviest stoners rarely buy more than an ounce at a time, so this bill is good news for Philadelphia potheads from the casual smoker to the wake-and-bake stoner.
The bill was first introduced by Councilman Jim Kenney in May. Under Kenney's bill, Philadelphians caught with up to an ounce (30 grams) of marijuana would not be arrested. After they paid a $25 fine, they'd have the charge expunged from their record. (Presumably, their weed would also be confiscated.) Since June 2010, Philadelphia has treated possession of up to an ounce of weed as a summary offense punishable with a $200 fine and a three-hour class on drug abuse.
"After discussions with Philadelphia’s criminal justice stakeholders, my requests to end mandatory custodial arrests — i.e. handcuffs and a night in jail — were deemed an 'administrative burden' on our courts and police,” Kenney told NBC10.com in May. “Public officials shouldn’t be worried about ‘administrative burdens’ when our inaction is senselessly burdening over 4,000 people with life-changing criminal records each year.”
Two Republican members of City Council, Dennis O’Brien and David Oh, spoke out against the bill. O'Brien suggested the law could eventually lead to “assaults on police officers.” (<- reason number 1. LOL)

reason #2:

Ahhh

I can smell the brush fires of freedom burning, and it smells skunky.



Saturday, June 14, 2014

Anyone who ever "liked" Eric Cantor

is a bad judge of character and is not to be trusted.

GO SAVE ISRAEL, ERIC. SHE NEEDS A HERO. YOU CAN BE THAT HERO. TAKE DB MOST HIGH EMMANUEL AND FAMILIA WITH YOU AND FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Iran oughta should be nuking Israel soon, right?

Not only has it been 6 months, but it's been like 5 years. So by all the DC douchebag Israel-firsters' calculations, we are wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy overdue for an Iran nuking of Israel.

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEETTT. Fuck you, invaders. Go back to Germany and fight your own battles. Not willing to fight? Too bad. You die off then. You're nobody else's responsibility. Get your shit together and quit your incessant, unbearable whining.

If you really think it's going to happen, you can go ahead and use the nukes we gave you to flatten Iran. Then you'll be able to stay in your "homeland" LMFAO safely, I guess? Or whatever? Who cares. Do what you want. You want to stay in the land you have no right to? Do it. Just STOP FUCKING WHINING ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES. You don't hear us whining to others to protect us from Mexico, do you? CAN  YOU IMAGINE? WHO WOULD FUCKING CARE? NO ONE. BUT YOU'VE MANAGED TO USE THE GUILT CARD longer than anyone could ever have imagined. Congrats for that. Now man up, you unbearable bitches. Or die off. Shit, or get off that fucking pot. Make some fucking decisions and FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY, STOP FUCKING WHINING.

I'm all for a new war now.

Cuz I just don't give a fuck anymore.

Bring it on. With whomever. For whatever reason. Oil? Sure. General imperialism? Sure.

Fuck it. For NO reason. Just cuz. Let's blow some shit up just because it's good for ratings. That's good enough for me. I hope the Capitol building gets hit in retaliation. I hope all of Washington D.C. is flattened, or vaporized. Who cares? We're just roaches. Nothing matters. Later.

Edit: Don't forget Wall Street. Vaporize that bitch too. Works for me.

Bring on that war, STAT. Let's get this party started.

Monday, June 9, 2014

Contradictory Terms

"Neo-nazism" and "anti-government".

Are we to assume that neo-nazis have some sort of affinity for and ideological similarity with the original incarnation?

I think so.

Were Nazis "anti-government"?

LOL.

Does this question, when posed so directly, actually need to be answered?

Does this cause any pause for those wishing to paint with broad brushes?

Need this question (when posed so directly) be answered?

Friday, June 6, 2014

I expect "loosing" to be codified any day now

it has reached critical mass and so will become an accepted spelling of "losing".

and one more part of me will die on the inside.

is this pet peeve ironic given the grammatical challenges (perhaps grammatical affront is a better description) demonstrated in this post and elsewhere on this here blog?

nah.

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Maureen Dowd on pot candy bar: 'I became convinced that I had died'

The only question required is "so would you be likely to do it again, or not?"

And then the followup, should the person say they would be likely to do it again, "do you think society should attempt to prevent you and every other individual from making that choice by attempting to arrest and imprison you?"

The only people who support the drug war are losers and assholes and they're all stupid.