"Wait for a warrant before placing under arrest"
(turns off recording devices)
"Nah, fuck that noise. I'm gonna blast this fucker right here right now."
Bang. Bang bang bang bang bang bang.
"Yeah motha fucka. No warrant nonsense for you. No piece of shit defense attorney can save you now. You dead bitch. That's for <insert name of victim most prominent in assassin's mind here... possibly a bombing victim, or possibly a slightly wounded colleague, possibly wounded as a result of an entirely different incident>.
He came at me. You saw it, right? Good.
You, you were outside.calling in the progress and didn't see what happened, but you saw this (tosses table) table tossed and this (grabs potential weapon) near the body which was consistent with a struggle. Everybody cool? Good."
For a moralizing adrenaline junkie, nothing gets the dick hard faster than the opportunity to get away with some "righteous violence", especially when it's "technically criminal".
An aspiring investigative journalist may have a career-defining story to uncover here. I have no doubt that those involved have slept well to this point, and are sleeping even better after the "investigation" was concluded and the "report" was released. If you want to make them sleep a little less soundly, I would suggest picking at that scab incessantly over an extended period of time, with some nice, disorienting pauses thrown in for good measure.
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