The droids have already taken over, no?

I mean we just need to figure out the technology for the glasses and then we'll see quite clearly that we are completely surrounded by them.

Beep beep. Bzzzt..

There may be a connection between these two behaviors. Or there may not.

I was never into scary movies.

The experience never really did it for me.

I didn't get what all the fuss was about.

More specifically, what the attraction was.

I also tend not to "watch television news".

There may be a connection between these two behaviors.

Or there may not.

The Age You're In

It's important to live in the age you are in, rather than an age in which you may wish to be

Call me old fashioned

but I think the "lightly bearded, metro-sexual betaberger's" is the most punchable face.








Actually I take that back. It's worse without the beard.

Sufficient

The beauty of New England in Fall

Is sufficient for a belief in God.

POLITICS BLAH

George W. Bush could have been the single most beloved vice president in the history of the United States.

----> insert colorful description of the contrast between could have and did here...





This has been episode #1 of "POLITICS BLAH". It is simply the respectful thing to do to wear a "POLITICS BLAH" pin on your chest if you are feeling particularly political at a given moment in time (or at least to raise a "POLITICS BLAH" sign whenever you feel that intoxicating political rush rising in your system and making its way straight to your word hole).

Yes, it's a bad sign, but..

while listening to Bon Jovi's "Bed of Roses" (shh... it was just on as background) which i hadn't heard in years or probably decades, upon hearing the following section:

Sitting here wasted and wounded at this old piano.  

Trying hard to capture the moment this morning I don't know 

'Cause a bottle of vodka's still lodged in my head 

And some blonde gave me nightmares 

I think that she's..(and this is where i thought he was going to say "probably dead")

now if you're appalled, think "Amanda, that's probably not even her real name, dude..." and tell me if it really just comes down to how sexy the speaker is.

Take the sheet music and...

put it under water....... ........... . ...... . ..... . ..... . ..... . . . .

now play

(that's one of my favorite teaching techniques so far. and by teaching techniques, i mean techniques used to teach me... there are many more)

Some aptitude and exactly two pinches of crazy.

i think there was one time he said something

memorable but i forget what it was.

OM&M - C

Of.......

Once the gun is unholstered

neither the dashcam nor the bodycam nor the guncam (?) can be turned off.

I mean this just seems like common sense.


edit: and an alert is automatically sent out

and the sirens and lights on the vehicle automatically turn on

and the radio is automatically pinned open

and the video is streamed

and any citizen may request the streaming, if it is not automatically mandatory

.... this seems like a list that is going to keep growing....

RED ALERT

THE INTRUDER JUST TRIED TO BREAK IN AGAIN BUT I WAS ABLE TO BARK HIM AWAY!! BUSTER, HE'S HEADING FOR YOUR HOUSE NEXT! GOD SPEED!!

ROOF ROOF. ROOF. GRR.....RROOF.

MESSAGE RECEIVED. BRING IT MAILMAN OR WHATEVER UR CALLING URSELF THESE DAYS!!

Acoustic Black Hole Sun. nice. real nice.

as heard on SiriusXM Spectrum

Politics is like the substitute for having to

do good things.






exceptions of course.

Do Selfless Good

eom

and Achilles' Last Stand is simply

beyond words

I had to reach the point of accepting that science

was limited.

The obvious solution is

ijustgotpulledover.com

While smiling in an anticipatory manner...

"Every human being is rrrridiculous in their own way...."

I paraphrase I think. I accept any corrections and intend no offense to the original speaker!

- Billy Connolly